If you pray hard enough, will you win the new Wood Floor Business caption contest?

Leave your best attempt in the comment section. Remember to leave your email address. We won’t publish it, but if you win we will contact you to claim your prize—a WFB trucker hat and a lifetime of bragging rights that come from getting your name in the magazine.

Get your responses in by Oct. 30.

Want inspiration? See last issue’s caption contest winner.