With the August/September issues arriving in mailboxes across the continent, it’s time to let our digital readers in on our new caption contest: this old, gun-toting, missing-an-arm homeowner.

Caption the photo in a comment below and be sure to leave your email address so we can contact you in the event your caption wins. Get your response in before Aug. 28 to be considered.

See last issue’s winning caption here.

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Boss said no one's to walk on the floor till the finish is cured. Now Git!
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It's about time you showed up to work!!
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Ya ain't get'in the leg till my wife is happy with the job!
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Carpet you say? On the floor? Not on my shift.
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I learn most things the hard way…. Like how to hold a gun
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You want to use what on my hardwood
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I remember when floors were dert
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Aaa...Yea. And, I'm gonna need some holes patched.
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So you say it's not an issue covered by the warranty?
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As long as my new wood exactly matches this existing wood, we'll get along just fine.