Caption Contest: What Is This Dancing Lady Thinking?

Aug 12, 2026

Let’s hear your best caption for this dame dancing on a wood floor. What’s on her mind? The winner with the best caption (as voted on by wood floor pro peers) will receive endless fame and glory, including their name in the October/November issue of WFB, as well as a coveted WFB T-shirt! Put your caption in the comments below.

See the last issue’s caption contest winner here.

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See the Winner for the Young Wood Floor Pro Caption Contest

We asked for your captions for this photo, and our online readers voted. Here's the winning caption!

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Time to Vote: Choose the Funniest Caption for This Little Monkey

WFB rounded up some of the funniest caption contest submissions for this image of this little monkey, and now it’s time for you to pick the winner.

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What Aggravates You the Most About This Photo?

We asked WFB followers on Facebook and Instagram what bothers them the most about this photo. Here’s what they said...

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Caption Contest: What Is This Monkey Thinking?

Let’s hear your best caption for this monkey. What’s he thinking as he examines this tree?

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See the Winner for the ‘Lumberjack With the Big Saw’ Caption Contest

We asked for your captions for this photo and our online readers voted. Here's what they chose...

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