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Tales from the Front: Wild Goose, Er, Dog Chase

Mike Wong of Calabrese Flooring ended up on a nerve-fraying wild goose chase when he agreed to look after the customer's husky.

January 30, 2023

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Readers Respond: What’s the Strangest Request You’ve Had From a Customer?

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to share the strangest request they’ve had from a client.

January 27, 2023

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Readers Respond: ‘I Have A Wood Flooring Joke, But…’

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to complete this sentence: “I have a wood flooring joke, but it’s…”

January 23, 2023

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Choose the Funniest Caption For ‘Squatting Sander’ Photo

The time has come to choose the funniest caption for this photo and answer the question: What is this person thinking?

January 4, 2023

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Wanted: Funny Captions For ‘Squatting Sander’ Photo

What is this person thinking? Let us know in the comments!

December 14, 2022

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WFB Readers Choose Funniest Caption for ‘Wooden Face’ Photo

We asked you to submit your caption suggestions for this photo, and our online readers voted.

December 12, 2022

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Readers Respond: What Would Your Wood Flooring Book Title Be?

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to share the title of their book with us.

December 12, 2022

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Readers Respond: Wood Floor Pros Share Their Ideal Black Friday Purchases

WFB asked readers to share what tool or piece of equipment they’d buy if they knew they’d have 50% off. Here’s what they said.

November 28, 2022

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Tales From the Front: Immeasurable Laughs From Metric Tape Measure Prank

November 18, 2022

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Readers Respond: Wood Floor Pros Share What They Always Have The Urge To Buy

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank about something they always have the urge to buy … no matter how many they already have. Here’s what they said.

November 11, 2022

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Wood Flooring Gets Creepy With A.I. Image Generator

The WFB staff decided to plug some hardwood flooring-related scenarios into the DALL-E to see what A.I.-generated images it would spit out.

November 4, 2022

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Time To Vote: Choose the Funniest Caption For This Wooden Face

WFB rounded up some of the funniest caption submissions for this photo, and now it’s time for you to choose the winner.

November 4, 2022

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The Next Generation: Black Wood Floor Pros Look to the Future of the Industry

WFB spoke with Black wood flooring pros from across the U.S. and beyond to share their thoughts, experiences and advice for building and uplifting the next generation of Black hardwood flooring pros.

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From Start to Finish: How We Did This Gym Floor

The raised edge of this wear layer (lamella) was created by shrinkage due to seasonal low relative humidity.

Engineered Flooring and Low RH: What Can Happen and Why

Our company fell victim to a new type of scam going around. We’re bolstering our security measures to prevent it from happening again.

How We’re Adapting to the Latest Credit Card Scams

My family thought I was nuts when I said I wanted to buy an electric work van.

Why I Bought an Electric Work Vehicle

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