
Seventy-five. The cents from three quarters. The age to unplug the big machine and take your first vacation (OK, hopefully it was earlier). And, according to our count, the number of entries in our latest caption contest—75!
The HF staff took a heavy grit to the list, removing some blotches but hopefully not too much character. Then we let our dear readers cut into the remaining 15, and here's the quip that withstood it all. Our winning caption, from Salena Ball, co-owner of Hardwood Floors of Hillsboro (Hillsboro, Wis.), is:
Thanks for the laugh, Salena. Your name will appear alongside the photo and caption in the October/November issue of HF. You will also receive a Hardwood Floors magazine T-shirt.
If you didn’t win, don’t feel spurned. There will be another chance to write a winning caption soon. Stick around.