Introducing the Wood Floor Pro’s ‘Social Distance Enforcer’

It’s important for wood floor pros to be social distancing right now, but it’s also important to keep a sense of humor. To that end, there’s Jim Hyde’s “social distance enforcer.” It appears to be a fake hand stuck to a pole and is designed to keep people the appropriate 6 feet away (or at least keep them laughing until you can scoot yourself).

“Tired of people invading your personal space, grab a handy social distance enforcer!” Hyde’s “ad” on WFB’s Buy/Sell/Trade Facebook Group reads. “Keep you and your family safe!”

At $20, it’s a bargain, so don’t approach him with a lower offer (in fact, don’t approach him at all).