We asked pros to write scary wood flooring stories using only seven words. Halloween may be over, but these wood floor terrors are year-round. Read on, if you dare.
sean_templeton_ What’s best finish for my 90lb dog???
cf12driver68 We left the cat door open and
David Burns Beautiful hardwood floors, covered with rugs! EGAD!
johnnyrodriguez6791 We're scraping this floor, old school way.
justinsane_v2.0 Can you not use boards with knots?
Jim Sours Homeowner bought a roll of blue tape!
Mike Hanning My wife has the checkbook with her.
Mike Somodean We chose to go with Empire Today.
justinsane_v2.0 I thought screen and coat removes scratches?
lp_idaho I sanded myself. Can you stain it?
Steve Houts I use Murphys oil soap every day.
William Scott We would like our floor true black.
Robert Duffy The Decorator will help pick out color.
woodfloorsbybooksmart Then, we mopped it with Orange Glo...
bairdstuart Customer says we have a fire!
Gary Christy Jr The home owner pulled up a chair.
brown_oaks_flooring I used to do hardwood floors, too.
Tom Daniels Customer asks, can I help install that?
santiwoodfloors It was a damp and humid night...
dawsonhardwoodfloors My floors have holes appearing with dustpiles.
Spencer Hulbert The rags were left in the house.
Johnny Murray We will do our own floor prep...
joelearias I saw a YouTube video, “that’s wrong!”
Lorie Davidson Sorry...that’s not the color we chose.
Eric Leonard So I was reading on the internet.
Ben Suer I once studied interior design in college.
cedar_valley_wood_floors Homeowner, hands and knees, WITH A FLASHLIGHT!
Justin Hiers Sooo I was on Pinterest last night.
missmyhardwood 3500 square feet of black semi gloss.
bbflooringinc They rolled the fridge on the floor.
Chris Kritzer Oh, I thought I mailed that check?
rhayeswood I put the check in the mail!!!
hardwoodman_ Don't cash the check until Monday night.
charliefraser2 We think we want wide plank hickory.
Russell Mort I spilled stain down the carpeted steps.
daytonhardwoodco My husband says he can help you.
jeff_loba.wakol Cat pee in July with no AC.
