Wanted: Funny Captions for Photo of Hardwood Flooring Hunk

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What is this person thinking?

Let us know in the comments! The funniest submissions will be rounded up and voted on by WFB readers. The winner will be featured in the February/March 2022 issue of WFB and receive a free WFB T-shirt, as well as endless fame and glory.

Readers Respond: What Sentence Tells You They Know Nothing About Wood Flooring?

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Caption Contest: What Is This Old-Time Installer Thinking?

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Readers Respond: What Job Site Behavior Increases the Chances of the Customer Appearing?

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WFB Caption Contest Winner for ‘Pushup Guy’ Photo Unveiled

Readers Respond: What Sentence Tells You They Know Nothing About Wood Flooring?

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram what sentence tells them the person knows nothing about wood flooring. Here are some of the responses.

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Caption Contest: What Is This Old-Time Installer Thinking?

Let's hear your best caption for this old-time installer! What's he thinking?

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Readers Respond: What Job Site Behavior Increases the Chances of the Customer Appearing?

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank on what job site behavior would increase the chances of the customer walking in by 90%.

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WFB Caption Contest Winner for ‘Pushup Guy’ Photo Unveiled

We asked you to submit your captions for this photo, and our online readers voted.

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Tales from the Front: When Filler Created a Crime Scene

Lorie Davidson now owns Davidson Wood Flooring in Dahlonega, Ga., but at age 20 he worked for a wood flooring company and had what he calls “not one of my finest moments.”

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Name Something Wood Floor Pros Procrastinate Doing

Wood Floor Business asked its followers on Facebook and Instagram to name the top things wood floor pros procrastinate doing, and they had plenty of suggestions.

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Readers Respond: Describe How Your Week Is Going Using the Name of a Movie

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to break out the popcorn and describe their week using the name of a movie.

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Readers Respond: Create a Hashtag From Something You Always Say to Employees

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to create a hashtag from something they always say to their employees.

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Time to Vote: Choose the Funniest Caption for ‘Pushup Guy’

WFB rounded up some of the funniest caption contest submissions for this image, and now it’s time for you to pick the winner.

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Readers Respond: Post the Last Photo You Took of a Tool or Machine

WFB asked followers on Facebook to share the last photo they took of a tool or machine.

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Readers Respond: Someone Gives You $10K for Your Business. What Do You Do?

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram what they’d do if someone gave them $10,000 for their business.

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Readers Respond: You Can Have Any Wood Floor Pro Visit Your Job Site—Who Do You Pick?

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to shout out a wood floor pro they’d choose to visit their job site and train them.

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