For Halloween, WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to share a scary wood flooring story using just six words. Scroll down for a hair-in-the-finish-raising read:
Patricia Ernst
Bought bargain wood flooring, need installer!
David Wood Jr.
“I used to work with wood.”
Lou Rich
They said it was waterproof, though.
Ryan Johnson
I put blue tape by them.
Lou Rich
I was looking for some bamboo.
Michael Long
So, I spoke with my designer…
Bob Alberding
I forgot to bring a check 😱.
Bill Powell III
When the sun shines at 3:00…
Lantzville Artisan Wood Floors
Was perfect … then the water came.
Charlie Leach
There is literally standing water everywhere…
Shawn Myers
"Then they saw the Murphys oil!!!!”
John Joseph
“I only used the polish once.”
Johnnie Zaia
The toilet is down the road.
Jamie Scott
The big machine bag started smoking.
Matt Phillips
It is not what I envisioned.
Kent Rogerson
"I was doing some Google researching."
Nate Hall
Got a splinter, I'm going home.
Jason Carter
Your team did great work, BUT!
Jerry Curran
Can you get the stains out?
Michael Schuetz
They attempt to finish the floor.
Lantzville Artisan Wood Floors
I have to keep it dry?!?!
Dean LaPointe
My interior designer brought color samples.
Wood Floor Chuck
Can I save money by helping?
Glenn Harris
The check is in the mail.
Mārshall Williāms
It’s had about 10 gloss coats.
Michael Settlemyre
Blue tape Blue tape Blue tape.
Benny Powell
The man at Home Depot said...
Patrick Smith
"That is the wrong stain color."
Tim Moneke
“My floor seems to be cupping “
Mike Hanning
It just needs a light sanding.
Frank Ambrose
Just a light buff and coat.
Johnny Rodriguez
Ice maker failure, water damage nightmare 👻🎃.
Marc Perry
My brother's friend can do it.
Andrew Urban
Sorry, my husband has the checkbook.
Dane Fox
Hurry up and find the plunger!
Andy Eicher
Do you mind if I watch?
Paul Massey
Will the floor get any lighter?
T.J. Haas
"My wife saw this on Pinterest."
Tim Burkholder
Stain rags left on job site…
Jonathan Gramajo
CAN YOU GIVE ME A DISCOUNT 💀 ☠️ 👻 🎃.
darin_dupree
The finish then started to curl…
isandnewyork
“My neighbor can do it cheaper.” 😱😱
wood_floor_chuck
Will these pet stains sand out?
thatchrisvelazquez
I’ve used Orange Glo for years.
towncountrywoodfloor
Fresh prepped maple, stain bucket dropped.
cottonwoodfinishesllc
There's an extra bottle of hardener.
negairsys
They want a few more samples.
proelitefloors
Can we replace this piece here?
renovate405
Supplier said 12-14 weeks out.
wpaulmurphy
“Can you sand the spindles too?”
paradigm_wood_floors
We just put the refrigerator back…
qualityhardwoodflooring216
I want those other rooms sanded.
just2wildandcrazydags
“Oh, we wanted WATER-BASED finish…”😮 😂😂😂
goldenwoodworks
You left the van keys WHERE?!
cawoodworks_hardwoodfloors
"Someone has crawled through our barricade.”
