Readers Respond: ‘I Have A Wood Flooring Joke, But…’ | Wood Floor Business

Readers Respond: ‘I Have A Wood Flooring Joke, But…’

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WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to complete this sentence: “I have a wood flooring joke, but it’s…” Here’s what they said:

Tanner Mitchell

I have a wood flooring joke, but it’s too knotty.

Chad Reagan

I have a polyurethane joke, but it's not finished.

Eric Thomas

I’d tell you a wood floor joke, but you’d just walk all over it.

Michael McDermott

... haven't nailed it yet.

Melissa A. Holmes

My hardwood flooring joke is right on the tip of my tongue.

Van A Stahl

I have an installation joke, but I don’t know where to begin.

Chris Kritzer

I have I wood floor finish joke, but it’s still tacky.

Ed Johnson

I have a hardwood flooring joke, but it is unfinished...

Dane Smidt

I have a flooring joke for you, but I haven't laid it out yet.

Mark Opperman

I have a wood floor joke, but I can't tell it yet … It needs to acclimate.

Jeremy Summerford

I'm working on a wood flooring joke, but I don't have it nailed yet.

MyKall Son

I had a hardwood floor joke, but I buffed it out.

Tina Darling Boone

I have a wood floor joke, but it will floor you. 🤣

Chuck Kutchera

I have a hardwood joke, but I need to patch it up before I tell it.

Chris Allred

I have a wood floor joke, but it might stain my reputation.

Jeremy Smith

I have a stain joke, but it takes a while to sink in...

Mikie White

I have a stain joke, but it’s off color.

Spencer Trebluh

I have a sanding joke, but it might come off abrasive.

Bradley Kidder

I wood tell you, but wood knot be funny.

Victoria-Luis Reyes

... a little dusty.

Riic Roberts Hugill

How do you hand-scrape a floor? Whittle by whittle.

Hilltop Supply and Hardwood

I have a wood flooring joke for you, but it doesn't make the grade.

Bill Loba-Wakol

I have a wood floor joke, but it’s too hard to tell!

James Stafford Jr

I have a flooring joke for you, but I'll need 50% upfront.

Linda Goodwin Gonzalez

I have a wood flooring joke, but I'm too BOARD.

Jacob Sheldrick

I have a wood flooring joke, but it's all tongue and groove … No stud.

Brandon Myles Krause

I have a hardwood flooring joke, but it’s still rough around the edges.

Chris Betts

I have a wood flooring joke, but it's written on the subfloor.

Lou Buono Jr.

I have a flooring joke, but it's back-ordered.

Clint Fudge

I had a wood flooring joke … but it fell flat.

T.J. Haas

... beneath you.

Kristopher Jeter

I had a wood flooring joke, but it's LVP.

fremont_hardwoods

I have a wood flooring joke, but it's not solid.

jenkins_hardwood_flooring

I have a parquet joke, but you woodn’t get it.

derek_pallmann_usa

I have a finish joke, but can’t remember how it ends.

paradigm_wood_floors

I have a wood flooring joke, but it’s hard for people, and they can’t understand.

kongeligegulv

… but it’s being polished.

yasufloors

I'm working on a wood flooring joke, but it’s not dry yet.

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