See the Winner for the ‘Lumberjack With the Big Saw’ Caption Contest

Apr 1, 2026

We asked for your captions for this photo and our online readers voted. Congratulations to winner Dave Marzalek from DM Hardwood Designs in Newport Beach, Calif. Aside from endless fame, Marzalek will receive a Wood Floor Business T-shirt. Other favorite captions included:

“You wanted it flush? I’m about to erase the memory of it.” — Pat Goodman of Goodman Custom Flooring (Fayetteville, W.Va.)

“Just take the picture already! I need that keg tapped and the rabbit on a plate.” — Joshua Faye of Mountain Home Hardwood Floors (Colorado)

Keep an eye on WFB’s Facebook and Instagram for your next chance to enter.

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What’s Something You Text To Another Wood Floor Pro That Wouldn’t Make Sense To Someone Else?

We asked pros what they text to another wood flooring pro that would make zero sense to a regular person. Here are our favorite responses.

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Time to Vote: Choose the Funniest Caption for This Little Monkey

WFB rounded up some of the funniest caption contest submissions for this image of this little monkey, and now it’s time for you to pick the winner.

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What Aggravates You the Most About This Photo?

We asked WFB followers on Facebook and Instagram what bothers them the most about this photo. Here’s what they said...

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Caption Contest: What Is This Monkey Thinking?

Let’s hear your best caption for this monkey. What’s he thinking as he examines this tree?

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Readers Respond: What’s This Wood Floor Casanova Thinking?

We asked WFB readers on Facebook and Instagram to share what they think this wood floor guy is thinking about. Here’s what they said...

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Time to Vote: Choose the Funniest Caption for This Lumberjack With a Big Saw

WFB rounded up some of the funniest caption contest submissions for this image of this lumberjack with a big saw, and now it’s time for you to pick the winner.

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Caption Contest: What's This Lumberjack With the Big Saw Thinking?

What’s this lumberjack with a big saw thinking? The winner of the caption contest will receive a WFB T-shirt.

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See the Winner for the 'Brushing Guy' Caption Contest

We asked for your captions for this photo and our online readers voted. Congratulations to winner Pat Goodman from Goodman Custom Flooring in Fayetteville, W.Va.

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