
WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to describe their first wood flooring job in five words. Here’s what they said:
David Friedland
Pretty good at drinking beer.
Dotty Vazquez
Water and stain don't mix. 😂😂
Jim Hyde
I'm going to need rum.
Michael Schuetz
I had a great teacher.
T.J. Haas
Do better in math class.
Benny Powell
Benito, clean the floor please!!
Michael McDermott
I'll do this over summer ☀️. 31 years ago.
Christopher Morrison
See this, stay in school!
Bruce McRae
Most amazing transformation ever seen.
Dayton Hardwood Co.
Crime against humanity. I’m sorry.
Fino Oficio
The beginning of something special.
Micheal Seeley
Pneumatic oil spill on hardwood.
Mike Peterson
Wow, look at that wood.
Harbour Precision Floors
I built my first house.
Nick Spano
Go sit in the van. 🤣
Paul Alexander
It changed my life forever.
Barry Oliver
I can do that better.
Dennis Cudd
When in doubt, charge double. 😎
Daniel Reddy
My finger tips are bleeding.
Daniel Caffo
This absolutely can't be right.
Mike Stauffer
Scrape, scrape, scrape, more scraping...
Mikie White
Thumb in saw day five.
Jeff Munsch
What are all those scratches.
Obe Martell
Definitely have to resend this.
Karla Contreras
So happy with this trade.
Chuck Kutchera
Buffer hit and followed wall.
Mike Wong
Should have stayed in school. 🤪
Daniel Boyd
Hand scrape under the tub?!
Spencer Trebluh
I did it twice poorly.
Chris Kritzer
Scraping corners all day long.
Steven Triplett Jr.
What am I doing here?!
cormanfloors
Hand-cutting many door jams!!!!
allandnery
Why am I doing this?
plankd_flooring
Why’d that take so long. 😅
firstclassfloors
Lap lines that went away.
darin_dupree
I only need one: clueless.
robjohnson9663
Buffer through the china cabinet.
hardwoodman_
Thank God they were old.
john_booth502
I’m not coming back tomorrow.
avoxcraftworks
This rental is the worst.
ssfloor
A file and a scraper.
soulbrotha09
Here, scrape all the corners.
tonyrod231
12-grit on the edger.
ddtngcbb
Only need two: Loading wood.
isandnewyork
Thank God for my uncle. 😱🫣😩😂😂
durasealtoby
Scraping under radiators bloody knuckles.
banks_xv
Dark basement edging plywood subfloor.
tetelestai_carpentry
I’ll never do that again.
brandon.purdom
Am I doing this right?
charliefraser2
Kid, just go fill stuff.
amishwoodfloors
12-grit drum machine paper.
nexconceptdesign
Don’t watch the finish dry.
ddfaria80
Scraping corners on a Saturday.
groundfloorsupply
These rental machines are inadequate.
greenwoodguys
We call this analysis paralysis.
chris_pure_floors
Dad yelling, teenage me scraping. 😂