WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank and let us know their wood flooring version of this popular “Office Space” meme. Here’s how they responded:
Jeremy Johnson
Calling your plastic floor a luxury plank.
David Friedland
Saying vinyl is life and waterproof.
Johnny Rodriguez
Letting your dog prance around while we finish your final coat. 🤩
Jorge Perez
Trying to make red oak look like white.
Daniel Reddy
Making me change into sterile shoes.
This was an interesting one today… Homeowner was a germaphobe, had “throwaway” crocs for all the tradesmen. I had to use three pairs today: one for cleaning, one for buffing, and one for coating. 😂
Craig Tosland
Putting blue tape on the floor.
Clint Fudge
Asking when we'll be finished, when we haven't even started yet...
Robbie Allen
Calling a third party to acquire my services.
Josh Swenson
Complaining about my pricing then going to the cheapest bid.
Jim Hyde
Changing your mind.
Crystal Morgan
Edging close to the corners!
Leonardo Lari
Walking on the wet floor.
Bee Ha
Asking for more samples. THAT WOULD BE EXTREMELY GREAT!
Shannon Miller
Crawling around on your knees with a flashlight.
Van A Stahl
Riding on the buffer.
Charles Carroll
Raising dust.
Karla Contreras
Saying that I’m tired.
Kent Chavis
Asking if that’s my best price. 😳😳
Kyle Thompson
Sweating.
Brian Cooley
Asking me what I do with the corners.
Troy Stanfield
Whining about how hard this job is.
darin_dupree
Saying that laminate floor looks just like real hardwood floors…
jeff_loba.wakol
Coating floors in socks.
floorsbytheshore
Nailing plywood to concrete.
black_star_wood
Asking when we will be done.
john_booth502
Letting your dogs walk on the floor.
traditional_floors
Telling me the insurance company hasn’t sent you a check yet.
angushardwoodflooring
Buying cheap tools. 🧰
ewfreeland0815
Dragging your toes on the water-popped floor…
david.shafer512
Low-balling jobs.
ecooptionshardwood
Sharpening your scraper over the white oak floors that we’re about to pop.
sgv_hardwoodfloors
Telling me you don’t have money but have Miele appliances, Viking Refrigerator/range.
derek_pallmann_usa
Starting every single sanding sequence with a 36-grit belt…
florguy
Cutting my price.
jim_sours
Saying “Oh, it’s like putting together a big jigsaw puzzle.” 😂
lindsaynathalie
Sorting through all the planks and forcing us to install only the ones that you like the grain of.
