WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank and let us know their wood flooring version of this popular “Office Space” meme. Here’s how they responded:
Calling your plastic floor a luxury plank.
Saying vinyl is life and waterproof.
Letting your dog prance around while we finish your final coat. 🤩
Trying to make red oak look like white.
Making me change into sterile shoes.
This was an interesting one today… Homeowner was a germaphobe, had “throwaway” crocs for all the tradesmen. I had to use three pairs today: one for cleaning, one for buffing, and one for coating. 😂
Putting blue tape on the floor.
Asking when we'll be finished, when we haven't even started yet...
Calling a third party to acquire my services.
Complaining about my pricing then going to the cheapest bid.
Changing your mind.
Edging close to the corners!
Walking on the wet floor.
Asking for more samples. THAT WOULD BE EXTREMELY GREAT!
Crawling around on your knees with a flashlight.
Van A Stahl
Riding on the buffer.
Saying that I’m tired.
Asking if that’s my best price. 😳😳
Asking me what I do with the corners.
Whining about how hard this job is.
Saying that laminate floor looks just like real hardwood floors…
Coating floors in socks.
Nailing plywood to concrete.
Asking when we will be done.
Letting your dogs walk on the floor.
Telling me the insurance company hasn’t sent you a check yet.
Buying cheap tools. 🧰
Dragging your toes on the water-popped floor…
Sharpening your scraper over the white oak floors that we’re about to pop.
Telling me you don’t have money but have Miele appliances, Viking Refrigerator/range.
Starting every single sanding sequence with a 36-grit belt…
Cutting my price.
Saying “Oh, it’s like putting together a big jigsaw puzzle.” 😂
Sorting through all the planks and forcing us to install only the ones that you like the grain of.