Readers Respond: Fill in the Blank for ‘But That’s None of My Business’ Kermit Meme

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WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank on this popular Kermit meme. Here’s how they responded:

Leonard A. Hall

Push that finish into the register.

Chuck Kutchera

Looking at a YouTube video after you told me you had lots of experience.

Charles Carroll

Step in a bucket of glue and track it everywhere!

Karla Contreras

Adding cardboard under the floorboard during installation to level it.

Mikie White

Drag your couch across the newly finished floor.

Bob Alberding

Had a bottle of Quick Shine under your kitchen sink.

Matt Denoma

I saw your sand job. 😳

Steve Heineken

Putting area rugs back on your newly finished flooring.

Adrian Molitor

Pack wood glue in the miters around the fireplace boarder and then pack fine dust from the edger in der.

Rob Griswold

Jam the drum cord wires directly into the dryer outlet without a plug.

Jason Duron

Saw the other companies’ estimates on your counter.

Oscar Ulises Carrillo

Leveling plywood subfloor with concrete self-leveling.

Troy Stanfield

Test touch the wet coat to see if it’s dry yet.

T.J. Haas

Go on vacation three times this year and then try to get me to give you a discount.

Shannon Miller

Wiring the big machine directly into the panel box.

Brian Shourds

Jump from 36 grit to 100 grit.

Keith Christopherson

Just move the area rug to cover the “loose boards.”

Jessica Colpron

Storing Mop n' Glo under your sink.

Michael Schuetz

At the store looking for a price to rent the machines to do it yourself.

Michael Gwin

Skip nailing.

Alex Hamilton

Spreading sawdust over your new install.

Bee Ha

Adding water to water-based or paint thinner to poly.

angushardwoodflooring

Having a beer at work.

brown_oaks_flooring

Spill that can of stain on the fresh concrete driveway.

dmufford

Use your car key to test out the scratch resistance of our wood sample…

sgv_hardwoodfloors

Grabbed some cookies while you were scraping the pantry.

b_joy_2

Toss staples that you just pulled into the coax hole to the basement...

woodchuckflooringsandiego

Use a Sharpie to cover that scratch you made.

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