WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram what wood flooring thing would cause them to make the face depicted in this popular meme. Here’s what they said:
“I could do it myself but I just don’t have time.”
“Why can’t I get a cash discount if I write a check?”
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WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram what wood flooring thing would cause them to make the face depicted in this popular meme. Here’s what they said:
Bill Loba-Wakol
“I could do it myself but I just don’t have time.”
Paul Alexander
“Why can’t I get a cash discount if I write a check?”
Troy Stanfield
“It’ll only take five minutes.”
Mike Hanning
“Just a small patch.”
Fino Oficio
“The other guys are just as good and half your price…”
Kyle Thompson
LVP over hardwood.
Mikie White
“Can you coat around the furniture?”
Nick Spano
“I was expecting it to cost half of what you bid.”
Nicolas Normandeau
“You can have the job done in a day right?”
Goodman Hardwoods
“Put down vinyl!”
Paul Digiore
“Can you lower your price?” 🤣
Southern Maine Hardwood flooring
“Can you complete everything in one day?”
Volkan Uran
“Can you take off dog scratches without sanding?”
Anthony Perl
“I have stain and finish I'd like you to use.”
Timothy Winzell
“We put in porcelain tile that looks exactly like real wood.”
Michael Schuetz
“I used to sand.”
Rylee Bush
“Can you use the finish I have in my garage?”
Donnansteve Ray
“It only needs a light sanding.”
Robbie Prevatt
“What will I be doing today at work dad?”
Andy Eicher
“Did one of you guys use the bathroom?”
floorsbytheshore
“Can you start tomorrow?”
towncountrywoodfloor
“Wow, is flooring hard on your back?”
dawsonhardwoodfloors
On the very first day: “I’m not rushing you … but when will you be finished????”
christieshardwoodflooring
“I think I’ll just do it myself.”
towncountrywoodfloor
“Can you put two coats on and then come back in four months for the final coat after the reno?”
jaycohardwoodfloors
“Do I get a discount if my husband helps?”
ehfloors
“Do you also provide 30 years of warranty on your finish, just like prefinished flooring?”
ds_hardwood_flooring
“Can we make this estimate quick and dirty?”
soulbrotha09
“What can I mop the floors with?”
qualityhardwoodflooringllc
Free estimates.
towncountrywoodfloor
Asks for a cash price and then proceeds to pay with a check.
ouradadesigns
“1/8 gap—close enough! Filler will hide that…"
mattsprofessionalflooring
“Can you just sand it and I will finish it?” 🤦♂️ Comes from people that have absolutely no clue about floors.
fantasticfloor
“My 2,700 square feet of oak floors are too hard to clean, can I use a steam cleaner?”
bigwilly_____________
“This floating floor looks like real wood.”
