Put blue tape on the spots you’re not happy with.
Yeah, sure, invite every other trade over at the same time.
One outlet for the entire job site, sweet!
Yes, I would love for you to help me with the project so I can do it cheaper!
I’ll put down as many stain samples as you want.
My back feels great today!
Sure, we’ll move that piano you said would be removed before the project we scheduled two months ago, free of charge, of course.
I agree, you should totally install waterproof laminate over those old wood floors.
Everett R Barnsley
You’re in luck, we’re running a “light sanding” special to the end of the month for only 25¢ a foot.
That paint spill should wipe straight off …
No, you don’t need to place a deposit. Just call me when you’re ready and I’ll come runnin’!
My favorite part of the job is scraping corners.
We’d be happy to move all your furniture in and out!
I love patching dog pee on a Monday.
Nah, the dog’s fine, she can come and go.
That old shellac sanded off way too easily! I feel cheated.
My job is too easy!
Alan Lovstad Hardwood Floors
Just leave the flooring on the first floor. I will carry it up.
You’re right, it does just need a little bit of sanding.
I’ll work Saturday and Sunday, my wife won’t mind.
Bill Powell III
This was such an easy job I’m giving you a discount.
You should just cover that up with carpet.