WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank with a wood flooring scenario for this popular meme. Here’s what they said:
Lars Frohnsdorf
Lightly sand a floor.
Lorie Davidson
Turn red oak into white oak.
Eric Nylin
Work five years and become a Pro. 🙃
Bee Ha
Turn on a flashlight and lay on the floor to check for imperfection.
Chuck Kutchera
Walk into wet finish.
Ryan Johnson
Get your 10 foot scratch out ...
Clint Fudge
Start without a 50% deposit.
Steve Heineken
Give discounts to family or friends. 😝😂😝😂😝
Mike Andrew
Stain without the pop.
Brian Webb
Watch me install or sand your floor.
Mike Andrew
Rough and buff.
Ron Teljeur
Start installing on arrival.
Bradford Lawson
Sand their own floor successfully as a homeowner.
Gregg Pierce
Apply first coat until it’s absolutely ready.
Bernie Bates
Make the floor lighter without sanding.
Mike Hanning
Match your 30 year old finish!
Julian Jack Ball
Install a floor without a moisture reading.
Anthony Boccia
Lay hybrid and expect to match the timber stairs.
Barry Oliver
Give a "ball park number."
Steve Heineken
One does not simply wear white pants to a stain job.
Beaver Hardwood
Start sanding a floor. First there is coffee. Then we haul in 40 tools. Then we look for power.
Roy Aull Jr.
Have one Festool product.
Brant Sheets
Cover up hardwood floors.
Bradley Kidder
Agree to a lower price.
Roy Aull Jr.
Match the lower estimate.
Dustless Hardwood Floors
Sand, stain and finish in one day.
Michael Gwin
Screen and recoat.
Bill Loba-Wakol
Rent a floor sander from the Home Depot rental department.
Anthony Boccia
Coat a floor overnight.
Wesley Goetz
Know what time I'll be done.
ouradadesigns
…install hardwood to the subfloor.
tina_darling_boone
Sand their own floors. 👏
tandg_flooring
Assume your breaker box is in your kitchen cupboard.
pioneerhardwood
DIY refinishing a floor.
traditional_floors
Collect the check…
vancouverhardwoodrestoration
Step onto the freshly sanded floor that’s been prepped for first coat.
bpowellfloors
Tape the paper to the floor.
ecowoodfloorsinc
One does not simply give discounts to family and friends.
oldschool_hyde
Make a real wood floor look like vinyl plank flooring.
fremont_hardwoods
Put a line down!
drhabib9
Touch up one board!
faferreira1985
From today… “Match that white stain that has been down for five years.”
jimzohn
Color match your vinyl plank sample.
michaelbennett6044
Lay a wood floor without moisture testing!
spadore
…Buff out a new refrigerator install.
michaelbennett6044
Stain a floor without a signed sample!
