The People Have Spoken: See The Funniest Caption for ‘Ripped Pants’ Photo

Dj24 Caption Winner

We asked you to submit your caption suggestions for this photo, and our online readers voted. Congratulations to winner Ross Carson, who works at Springfield, Ill.-based Brookens Wood Floors. Along with the fame and notoriety that comes from being featured in the December/January 2024 issue of WFB, Carson will receive a Wood Floor Business T-shirt. Other favorite captions included:

“It’s a hot day. Glad I wore my air conditioned pants.”­ — Mark Hanes of Warren, Mich.-based Hardwood Floors by Design

“First my machine breaks and I gotta rent this piece of s*** sander. Then I rip my pants on the van door. What else can go wrong today?” — Tom Hanson of Warwick, R.I.-based Thomas Hanson Hardwood Flooring

Keep an eye on WFB’s Facebook and Instagram for your next chance to enter the WFB Caption Contest. 

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