WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to share what they’d wish for if their wood flooring fairy godmother showed up. Here’s what they said:
Kent Chavis
A rebuilt 21 year old body to wear out again, complete makeover. 🤪
Patrick J. Russell
To be able to karate-chop perfect cuts with no dust.
Sean Tupper
To match any floor perfectly stain-wise. 🥴
Dave Marzalek
A day off and a raise?
Christopher Morrison
Sandpaper that never dulls!
Jorge Perez
To be able to turn LVP into real wood floors.
Mark Hanes
Cordless flooring nailer.
Bobby Finch
Telekinesis to run the equipment.
Bobby Wormwood
Stain pine perfectly.
Jim Romaine
An actual helper….
Adrian Molitor
A forecast-like database of every local flooring company’s square footage rate. Much like checking the forecast on the weather channel…
Bob Goldstein
To be able to bend over pain-free!
David Price
Indestructible joints.
Michael Schuetz
💯 percent sand and finish results.
(No hairs, scratches etc., perfect finish coat like a factory finish.)
William Burnam
A cordless buffer.
Paul Digiore
Battery drum sander that doesn't weigh a ton and holds a charge for a day.
Dean Cleeton
A board stretcher.
Wayne Lee
See colors.
Johnny Rodriguez
The phone number to that truck driving school.
Mike Somodean
#Woodbender
The Other Guys Wood Floors
The ability to say “no.”
Mikie White
Single-swipe scraping. One swipe, all stain and finish gone!
Harvey Penner
Customers pay the bill and add 25% tip.
Ron Teljeur
Double speed.
T.J. Haas
Snap your fingers and all the vacuums are dumped and the truck is neatly loaded.
Joel E Arias
Get paid on time all the time. PLEASE.
Shane Scheimann
Snap your fingers it’ll all be edged perfectly.
oldschool_hyde
Turn wood dust into gold.
danny_sandhouse
The ability to find the tool I’ve just used in under 10 seconds.
mn_floors
Unlimited patience.
universal_floors_dc
Master stair builder.
coastwisehardwoodflooring
Be Lenny Hall when I grow up.
chrisstraitiff
Almost 30 years in the field and a fire that still burns, my unachieved skill is the ability to walk away.
dodenhoffhardwoodfloors
Good question. The ability to trust others with my responsibilities.
jles123
The ability to enjoy scraping corners.
jimdevins1959
A career do-over!!!!!
dave87rx7
To be free of all back and knee pain.
awesomefloorrestoration
Ability to see all the staples of underlay carpet … and remove them in a second!
irishbygrace
How to ride a desk.
exceptionalflooringconcepts
How to bleach white oak. 😭
ryanmacfarland24
To always at any given moment have a pencil within arms reach.
researchfreak
How to level a floor.
stevenshermanwoodfloors.com7
Go back to real bundles and banish cluster bundles.
rivendell_flooring
A pair of new knees.
jamie.strohmeyer
“Chasing the grain” technique of making a repair after poly has been applied.
randy.harris
The ability to deal with crazy unreasonable customers. 😵💫
coldmountainflooringco
To clone myself.
