WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank on what job site behavior would increase the chances of the customer walking in. Here’s how they responded:
noblehardwoods
Stain touchups.
woodchuckflooringsandiego
Filling in a scratch with a Sharpie.
ds_hardwood_flooring
Farting.
genericwaterborne_gene
Raiding the refrigerator.
robjohnson9663
Dinging the wall with a mallet.
prestigewoodflooring
Filling a broken board.
tina_darling_boone
Picking your nose. 👃
micah_loberg_and_lobawakol
Obviously using the bathroom.
tjrondeau18
Kicking over the stain can.
vfna._uly
Not applying the correct stain proportions.
i.r.b.flooring
Talking about their horrible choice in color.
Glenn Harris
Taking a nap in the master bedroom.
Troy Stanfield
Doing a spot repair on a finish or wiping dusty fingerprints off the wall when they expressly said they were freshly painted yesterday.
Jorge Perez
Smoking weed.
Chuck Kutchera
Yelling at a lazy coworker to get off their phone.
Alberto Salinas
Sitting down to eat. And coating a floor increases the chance of rain to 90% also.
Artistic Floors by Design, Inc.
Dripping Rosewood stain on their white berber.
Steven Triplett Jr.
Pulling a board out.
Kevin Corcoran
Using a bathroom you were told not to use.
Kent Zaretzke
Fixing something that looks bad but is easily fixed.
Mike Andrew
Swearing at the floor/tools/staff.
Kevin Knauff
My worker leaving crap everywhere and setting crap on their furniture.
Paul Massey
Running your mouth about the customer.
Jim Dalton
Going through the pantry for a snack. 🤣
Andy Broadhead
Raiding the candy bowl.
