WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram what sentence tells them the person knows nothing about wood flooring. Here are some of the responses:
Jamie Kelly
When vacuuming with the backpack vac on: “Oh, it looks like you have a jetpack on.”
Eric Dietz
I’ve finished furniture, so I can do it, I just don’t have the equipment.
Neal Garcia
Can you nail quieter?
Shane Scheimann
I use Mop & Glo.
Troy Stanfield
I don’t need an expansion gap, do I?
Steven Mahedy
Just bring a couple bags of self-leveler.
Jim Hutchison
I'll do it for a buck a foot.
S&R Flooring Design and Consultation LLC
Do you have to sand first? Can’t you just put a coating on top?
Michelle Reichow
My kids are so excited to rollerblade on our new wood floors. 🤦♀️
Daniel Springer
Wow, that's a big sander.
Wesley Elliott
I'd like to have my "hardwoods" sanded and finished.
Woodman Flooring
My Ridgid 6-inch sander is a beast ... I can just use that.
Jonathan Gramajo
What’s MC, RH, what do you mean by acclimation?
Anthony Boccia
Do you sell spotted gum stain?
Terri Sparks
What kind of grout will you use?
Paul Digiore
Can you change the dark ones and make it all one color?
Gregory Dozorec
What’s the difference between laminate and engineered?
Alan Lovstad
Is this yellow oak?
Bill Douglas
it only took Bob Vila 30 minutes to refinish 1,000 square feet.
Sheldon Walker
Home Depot has sanders.
Floors Incorporated
A fresh coat of shellac, and it’ll be awesome.
Mike Hanning
It flooded last week, but I dried it out!
Patrick Keith Fogarty
Installing that hardwood is just like a puzzle, eh!?
Genia Smith
The floors in our old house never scratched. They looked brand new for 20 years.
Ron Teljeur
We want a long, wide white oak plank without knots but don't want to spend more than $5 per square foot.
Benny Powell
I have hardwood I'm interested in covering with vinyl plank!
floorman29
I’ve never in my life heard of acclimating hardwood floors.
neads_floors_inc
The carpet guy said you can just fill the bevels.
backtothewoodfloors
Oh, I sanded a floor once.
tjrondeau18
How many coats of stain are you putting on?
inspryeration
I don’t want Engineered hardwood because that’s a laminate.
traceydavis7140
I watched YouTube last night and you’re not doing it right. (True story.)
creativesportsconcepts2
Can you just fill this gap.
dmufford
This flooring is FDA approved. 😂
just2wildandcrazydags
"Can I walk on it?” … during installation. 🤭
polycure
When are you putting the varnish on?
c.t.refinishing
The word “refurbish.”
nickforbes1
"It looks like your tape pealed off some stain here" 👉 … pointing to a white oak board with a mix of heartwood and sapwood.
oxbow_hardwoods
Well on HGTV they…
drummondflooring
Dark stain will cover dark stains
capellflooring
I just bought my new steamer….
devriendtmichael
The interior architect said …
thecoloradopainter
LVP is pretty much the same, right?
carlosvaldes1479
Can you move the furniture back and forth to sand and finish? I don’t have a room in the garage. 😂
brownswoodflooringsc
I’ve done some floors with my dad in high school.
cascobayhardwoodfloors
My friend had her wood floors refinished and they were in and out in a day. Why is it taking you so much longer?
joevcarpentry
I was gonna do it myself BUT I don't have the time. 🤣
keithjordan
“Can my husband be your helper for a discount?”
peninsulahardwoodfloors
I got Minwax from Home Depot and did some stain samples for myself.
alabama_hardwood_specialist85
I saw this on Pinterest.
ewfreeland0815
When buffing for final coat: ”Oh, are you doing the polishing now?”
weloveparquet
I just need a light sand.
brown_oaks_flooring
It just needs a good buff and polish.
towncountrywoodfloor
What does water in the basement have to do with anything?
cedar_valley_wood_floors
I didn't know people still sanded floors, isn't that the old fashioned way?
seanfloors
I bought some floor polish, what do you think?
missmyhardwood
Can we put the wood in the garage to acclimate?
arkansaswood.floors
Can you just do a few areas that are bad? Most of the floors are in good shape—I've always mopped them with water.
nhwoodfloors
Can you come to just sand the floors and I’ll finish them?
njhflooring
I think it would only need a quick polish up.
