WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank for Tom the cat. Here’s what they said:
Patrick J. Russell
Guy pressure-washing when I’m sanding knowing that he’s blasting the floors in the room I just sanded.
Joe Dawson
Clay mud.
Ron Teljeur
Home improvement show camera crews.
Michael Gwin
Particleboard.
Bob Alberding
Any other trade worker already there when I pull up.
Julian Corbett
An extension lead running from the neighbor’s house.
Michael Gwin
Painters.
Shane Scheimann
Electricians.
Bill Lichtenegger
Murphy's Oil Soap.
Thomas Lane
Blue tape all over the floor I just coated yesterday.
Scott Eubanks
An interior designer picking a color.
Crystal Morgan
That the painters just sprayed the base and shoe molding but didn’t tape off the floor and there’s paint all over the floor I’m sanding.
Daniel Springer
"Do you do discounts for cash?"
June Annas
Sheetrockers.
Michael R Leonzal
The owner’s wife pulls up in a Mercedes and has the lowest-priced 2k in her trunk.
Jason Duron
No toilet.
Jared Robinson
Footprints on the other side of my "stay off floors!" sign.
Wenthur Flooring LLC
A designer.
Town & Country Wood Floors
Owners unleashed the pet just before the first coat of stain.
Cody Clough
The day I started, but there were no electrical outlets installed.
Awesome Floor Restoration
A piano.
Stephen Philbrook
The carpet and furniture the homeowner said they were going to remove themselves.
All Floor One
A plumber.
Zach
Drywallers.
