WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank on this “So you’re telling me” meme. Here’s how they responded:
Johnny Rodriguez
It ain't Taco Tuesday…
Joe Wolfe
This board replacement I'm doing is because of our boss rushing?
Aaron Goodman
I can coat over this stain in one hour?
Kent Zaretzke
You pulled the carpet out but left the tack strips and staples for me, but don't expect me to charge you for the time it takes to remove them?
Alberto Salinas
If I recoat within the recommended intervals and keep the floor dry, it can last hundreds of years?
Anthony Boccia
One coat is enough?
Matt Black
You want a vinyl floor in your multi-million-dollar house?
Paul Alexander
You don’t understand why the check didn’t clear?
Robert Stuscavage
It’ll just “walk out” of my floor?
Rob Griswold
You've been doing this for 30 years, and you've never had problems?
Tom Hanson
The floor comes pre-acclimated?
Benny Powell
You thought I could finish these floors with your family living in the house?
Greg Martin
I can’t put a rug down that covers the whole floor for how long?
Michael R Leonzal
My regional product rep has never sanded a floor before?
Stephen Si Le
So you’re telling me light buff and re-coat on factory pre-finished?
Beaver Hardwood
You put latex finish on an oil-based finish and it didn’t peel?
Thomas Lane
They said they would sand and finish the whole house for $2 per…
Jim Hyde
If I smell like polyurethane and sawdust chicks will dig me?
Craig Charleston
You've been doing this for 30 years, four generations, and still need a red oak/white oak species check?
William Burnam
You bought an engineered wide plank wood floor with a 2-mm top layer and had it full-trowel glue-down installed 10 years ago and they told you it could be sanded and refinished?
Will Lacina
I can't use a plastic straw but I can use plastic for my floors?
Bob Alberding
In a market full of hacks, even being mediocre makes you twice as valuable?
Ron Teljeur
You've never had product issues since everything is user error?
Wood Floor Chuck
They didn’t change their formula?
Plankd Flooring
You never snuck in after we left to check on the coat?
ICan Fix It
Your cats never pissed on this floor? Then who did?
Oliver Flooring
So you’re telling me you started sanding so it shouldn’t take me that long to finish?
Thomas Lane
Somebody quoted you $2 to sand and finish?
