Readers Respond: My Customer Trying to Understand [Fill in the Blank] Meme

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WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank on this “My customers trying to understand” velociraptor meme. Here’s how they responded:

Johnny Rodriguez

… why it’s handscraped … by hand! 🤣

Troy Stanfield

… that they have to shift all the furniture and belongings out before we can sand and finish.

David Runyon

… why no floor is scratch-proof! Or life-proof. Or water-proof.

Thomas Lane

… all the sanding they did does not make less work for me.

Kent Will

GC trying to understand why I can't finish his floors with a single 110 outlet on a temp pole while the countertop and tile guys are also there.

Bill Bagley

… why the color on the stairs and the color in the kitchen seem different from the living room, even though they watched us stain it all.

Alberto Salinas

… that the AC needs to be at a comfortable temperature. Dust is inevitable.

Shawn Myers

… why I'm telling them water is bad while popping their floor. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Michael R Leonzal

… that paying in cash does not equate to a 50% discount.

Jay Quinene

… the difference between stain and finish.

Dustin Bolin

… the floor isn’t almost done after a rough-off.

Darin Grimes

… how there is a moisture problem when they don’t see any water.

Josh Swenson

… what species is this? Red oak or white oak?

Amanda Swegle

… why we can’t just move furniture to one side of the room, sand, and then move it back?

Charlie Fraser

… how to stay away from their house for two days.

Epic Hardwood Floors

… why are hardwood guys so good-looking?

Ourada Designs

… it’ll cost more if I help?!

Artisan Wood Floors LLC

… my very clear and detailed estimate.

Town & Country Wood Floors

… just how I am “that damn good.”

Nathan Dailey

… why I charge triple over the other guys.

Brooke Joy

… why I can't just lightly sand their floors. 😂

Tj Rondeau

… stain and finish aren’t the same thing.

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