WFB’s ‘Old Timey Guy’ Caption Contest Winner Announced

Oct 2, 2024

We asked for your captions for his photo and our online readers voted. Congratulations to winner Jorge Perez from Epic Hardwood Floors LLC in Tacoma, Wash. Aside from endless fame, Perez will receive a Wood Floor Business T-shirt. Other favorite captions included:

“Wait, what’s Pinterest’s step 15 again? I thought we didn’t have to sand before applying finish.” —Barry Oliver of Oliver Flooring (Afton, Wyo.)

“Do you see this punch list? The homeowner is crazy. They must be observing the floor with a flashlight. It says we have to come back at 3 o’clock to see what they’re talking about.” —Nick Spano of 901 Elite Floors (Bartlett, Tenn.)

Keep an eye on WFB’s Facebook and Instagram for your next chance to enter.

Readers Respond: When Someone Says [Blank] I Know They Know Nothing About Wood Floors

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Readers Respond: How I Feel After [Fill In The Blank] Monkey Meme

Time to Vote: Choose the Funniest Caption for This Old-Time Lumberjack

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Readers Respond: When Someone Says [Blank] I Know They Know Nothing About Wood Floors

WFB asked its followers on Facebook and Instagram: When someone says [blank], then I know they know nothing about wood floors. Here’s what they said.

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Readers Respond: What Do You Say When a Customer Says Your Work Doesn’t Match YouTube?

WFB asked its followers on Facebook and Instagram what they say when a customer says they’re doing it wrong because that’s not how the customer saw it done on YouTube. Here’s what they told us:

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WFB’s ‘Lounging Woman’ Caption Contest Winner Announced

We asked for your captions for his photo, and our online readers voted. Congratulations to winner Aaron Hall of Hall’s Hardwood Flooring Inc. in Greensboro, N.C., who submitted the caption shown in this photo.

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Tell Me You’re a Wood Floor Pro Without Telling Me You’re a Wood Floor Pro

Followers on the Wood Floor Business Facebook and Instagram pages share the ways people can tell they're a wood flooring pro—even if they don't actually tell them.

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Readers Respond: What Wood Flooring Topic Could You Debate About for Hours?

WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram what wood flooring topic they could debate about for hours. Here’s what they told us:

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Tales From the Front: An Unexpected Scream While Sanding

Wood floor pro Casey Ditsworth had a hilarious scenario awaiting him when he heard a blood-curdling scream while running his sander.

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Check Out the Top 5 WFB Memes of 2024

As we look back on 2024, WFB rounded up the five WFB memes that got the biggest reactions on our Facebook and Instagram accounts.

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Readers Respond: What’s One Thing You Have in Your Toolbox That You Think Nobody Else Will Have in Theirs?

WFB asked its followers on Facebook and Instagram what one thing they have in their toolbox that they think nobody else will have in theirs. Here’s what they said.

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