Every year for Halloween WFB asks its followers on Facebook and Instagram to write a scary wood flooring story—this year they had only five words. Here’s what they wrote:
Jason Potts
YouTube, ignored pro, floor fails.
Miah Moore
I know someone that’s cheaper.
Paul Massey
Will this stain get lighter?
Ross Carson
There was blue tape everywhere.
Johnny Albers
Can you do another sample?
Paul Massey
Our designer needs more samples.
Charlie Bransom
“Will it get darker?” Or “Will it lighten up?”
Pete Helton Jr
When a home owner says, “I've refinished a few tables.”
Michael Hartman
The floor turned out too dark… “Can you make it lighter?”
Benny Powell
My cats don't travel! True story. One of the worst clients ever!
Jens Lattimer
Can't you switch those boards?
Neal Garcia
She loves the stain…however.
John A Brown
You see the blue tape.
Yukon's Tool Shed
I went to Home Depot.
Brian David Schultz
Shop lights and blue tape.
Dean LaPointe
Let's look at stain samples.
Greg Ozols
Do you give cash discounts?
Jimmy Grady
Blue tape covered the floor. Check is in the mail. My friend did floors before. Stain to match the LVP. Kneel down here and look.
Mark Hanes
Client: “I’m a part-time designer.”
Justin Steiner
Client: I am an engineer.
Ed Sheridan
I'll mark it with tape.
Bob Alberding
I hit a radiant tube.
Jerry Burt
See bubbles in the poly.
Michael Gwin
A hot, hazy, humidity summer.
Custom Floors Carpet One
Five-millimeter luxury vinyl plank.
Mike Hanning
It just needs light sanding.
Michael Schuetz
They called the other guy.
Dave Marzalek
Doing things right on time.
Jason Diaz
Gallon of stain spilled everywhere.
Jarrod Mclaughlin Crawford
Then the designer walked in.
Wood Floor Chuck
Blue tape, magnifying glass, flashlight.
Sprigg Singleton Lynn
Will pay you next week.
Steven Triplett Jr.
Homeowner’s bathroom had no plunger. 😬💀
Mike Somodean
Yours was the cheapest quote.
Sean Papierowicz
Top nail radiant heat install.
T.J. Haas
I saw this on Pinterest.
Bill Loba-Wakol
Do you have workers comp?
Chris Hodges
We forgot the drum cord.
Johnny Rodriguez
Yes, we had a leak.
Ron Teljeur
The designer drank pumpkin spice.
Rylee Bush
That doesn’t match the sample.
Patrick J. Russell
My husband is an architect.
Bradley Kidder
Dust bag burned up house.
Elite Carpet, Upholstery, and Grout Cleaning
You'll ruin it if wet.
Tito Castro
Dog urine rotted the wood.
Bryan Seaman
You sanded through the veneer.
Michael Ritchey
My hot water tank exploded!
Frank Strohecker
I worked for an engineer.
Andy Crail
Spilled stain on the driveway.
Michael Settlemyre
There has been a fire.
David Habib
I have some Post-It notes.
Kyle Thompson
No payday, the clients ghosted.
Casey Ditsworth
We are ready for you.
James Oneill
Check is in the mail.
Travis Morse
Rough and buff, cheap oil.
Allen Pfannenstill
I do not measure moisture.
Gregg Pierce
I can help if needed.
Michael R Leonzal
That’s a level 5 drywall.
Daniel Antes
Customer: "I have done my research."
Scott Cooksey
I looked on the internet.
Richard Conway
Uh oh, there’s a leak.
Jared Rawlins
You covered a crawl space.
John Booth
Can you match this price.
Christopher Morrison
Plumbing leak after glue down.
Chris Edwards
Add an increment of provincial.
Masterline Floors
They did it on HGTV.
Alex Hamilton
Where are the stain rags?
Tim Mikels
Husband: My wife asked if…”
Gregory Brown
Forgot to empty backpack vac.
Epic Hardwood Floors
I don’t like the color.
iSandNewYork LLC Official Page
Can you just shine it?
Magnus Flooring LLC
Perfect job but wrong house.
Eric Freeland
I want a white floor.
Ecowood Floors
We want five coats oil.
Brian
I’m in the emergency room.
Derek Swegle
Can you sand around furniture?
Oliver Flooring
Client made her own stain.
