Time to Vote: Open-Palmed Paul Bunyan Caption Contest

We’ve collected a number of responses from our dear readers, and now it’s time to vote for your favorite caption.

On October 5, just as the next issue of Hardwood Floors magazine hits mailboxes across the country, we’ll announce the winner, who will have his or her name printed in the magazine and a brand new HF T-shirt, to boot.

Take a look at the captions below.