Editor's note: The caption contest is now closed. View the winning caption here.
All over North America can be heard the sound of mailboxes opening and shutting, followed by the unmistakable noise of smooth magazine page turns—it must be the season of Hardwood Floors’ December/January magazine, and that means it must be time for a new caption contest. What do we have in store for you this time around? Behind every man and his fireplace is a stronger woman cutting the wood.
What is this woman saying while sawing?
Leave your caption in the comment section below and please remember to leave your email address. We won’t publish it, but if you win this contest we will contact you with the offer of a lifetime—a free HF T-shirt and your name emblazoned on a page in our February/March issue.
