Wood Floor Business asked followers on the WFB Facebook and Instagram pages for the punch line on this wood flooring joke.
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Wood Floor Business asked followers on the WFB Facebook and Instagram pages for the punch line on this wood flooring joke.
Travis Morse
… it’s probably beneath you.
Matt Thrane
… you would be floored.
Dustan Hughes
… you wood knot get it.
artisticfloors
... I don’t know if I can nail the punch line!
John Mezza
… I lost my grain of thought.
inspryeration
... it has a hard landing.
T.J. Haas
… 17 guys told me I was telling it wrong even though I was the one who told them four Facebook groups ago.
Clint Fudge
... it’s not finished.
cottonwoodfinishesllc
… you can only see the punchline from 2 to 3 o’clock in the afternoon on a sunny day.
Michael Kobylarek
... it’s very plane.
Annette Douglas
… I can’t nail it down.
cityfloorsupply
… it never gets a laugh, just groans and creaks.
thelondonwoodflooringco
… he’s not in again today because his alarm didn’t go off again.
Andrew Halabrin
… I have to lay out it for you.
Andrew Halabrin
… I have to lay out it for you.
Andrew Halabrin
… I have to lay out it for you.
Michael R Leonzal
… my helper left it in the van.
irbflooring
... the other guy nailed it.
Bob Alberding
... it’s under 20-year-old carpet.
artofflooring
… it doesn’t have the right finish.
John W. Saunders
... I’m knot gonna tell you.
Kristopher Jeter
… I’m not sure how to lay it out.
David Field
… it’s still acclimating.
jamie.strohmeyer
… I don’t think I could “scrape” the surface with that one.
Anthony Magaro
… it slipped between the cracks!
Steven Triplett Jr.
… it’s knotty.
brown_oaks_flooring
... I did knot know how to finish it.
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