
WFB asked its followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank on this monkey meme. Here’s what they said:
Johnny Rodriguez
… hand-scraping 3,000 square feet.
Dinsmore Flooring, Inc.
… sanding a black-stained maple floor!
Paul Digiore
… 3,000 feet of 9.5-by-7-inch engineered wood on concrete.
David Sharpton Jr.
… scraping a flight of stairs.
Joe Dawson
… edging all day.
Michael McDermott
… staining a whole house.
Ftwoodfloors
… I install, sand and finish 5,000 square feet alone lol. 😂😂
Plankd Flooring
… saying it’ll only take 5 minutes.
Russell Byron
… first week back in January.
iSandNewYork LLC
… I noticed I left my phone on the other side of the room because I wanted to record myself staining the floor.
Andy Eicher
… coating my way out the door only to look up and see the cat that’s supposed to be locked up standing in the middle of the room.
DS Hardwood Flooring
… paying taxes and Uncle Sam didn’t come out once to help install or sand.
The Hardwood Flooring Company
… you told your wife it would be an early day. You get out as the sun rises. 😂
Matthew Beford
… watching the electrician cut and drop more wires after I just prepped and swept the floor.
Michael Wong
… watching my customers pick a stain color.
I.r.b.flooring
… the homeowner floods their house by some freak accident after you caution off doors and text, and email them to stay off the floor you just final coated.
Kris Hanson
… the designer shows up to help pick a stain color.
Thomas Lane
… prepping the floor for espresso, then the client decides to go natural.
Barry Oliver
… dealing with a client who’s an influencer. (I wish I had known before I took the job.)
Michael R Leonzal
… a 25-minute phone conversation with T.J. Haas about a bowling alley.
Tobe Del
… walking in the snow that didn't get shoveled to a house without a mudroom entry. 😾
Jimmie Luckey
… staining without a respirator.
Alex Franklin
… a customer asked you about the job before you are even done. Like the question, what are you gonna do about the corners? Great question but I’m not done yet. I still have to orbital and scrape the corners because everything I do is as a process.
Wesley Aaron
… edging five waxy hall closets just for them to cover with LVP.
Ron Teljeur
… the customer rejects the custom stair treads when you show up to install them ... yesterday.
Cardona Flooring
… removing old finish from a floor that hasn't been touched in decades.
Candon Decocq
… scraping two corners.
Benny Powell
… edging all week long!
Jim Hyde
… hand scraping risers.
Jesika Peterson
… one day of DM hardwood design school. 🤣🤣 IYKYK lol.