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Caption Contest Winner: Tight Pants Installer Worries About a Split

WFB Editors
Mar 16, 2015
Tightpants Sized

The polls have closed and the votes are counted. The winner of a Hardwood Floors T-shirt and a namedrop in the April/May issue of the magazine is Mark Verdun of Bennett Supply Company. Thanks to everyone who submitted captions and voted for a winner.

The caption:

Tightpants Sized

Congratulations to the winner, and, to the rest of you, stay tuned for another chance to test your wit.

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