Look at the list of captions below, making sure to scroll down to the bottom and carefully consider each one, and then vote for the quip that gives you the heartiest chuckle.
When the dust settles, the votes will be totaled and the winner will receive mention in the February/March issue of HF and a HF T-shirt hand picked by the editors.
All Things Wood Floor, created by Wood Floor Business magazine, talks to interesting wood flooring pros to share knowledge, stories and tips on everything to do with wood flooring, from installation, sanding and finishing to business management.