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Caption Contest Winner: ‘Little Lumberjack and the Pistachios’

WFB Editors
Aug 1, 2016
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The newest issue of Hardwood Floors is out now (view the digital issue here), which means it is time to name another caption contest winner.

The winner of the “Little Lumberjack and the Pistachio” contest was Brian Green of Pacific American Lumber, a flooring distributor in Honolulu, Hawaii.

Green’s caption was:

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The second and third place captions were:

“Do ya think you used enough Miracle Grow, Ted? Well, do ya!?”

“Your axe is backwards again Carl.”

The next caption contest comes Aug. 8.

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