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Caption Contest Winner: A Skeleton Waits for Payment

WFB Editors
Dec 5, 2016
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The newest issue of Wood Floor Business (our new name, read the story here) will be in the mail soon, which means it’s time to crown a caption contest winner.

The winner of the “Contractor Waits for Payment” contest was Mike Nardo of Nardos Wood Floors in Newark, Del.

Nardo’s caption was:

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The second and third place captions were:

“No problem, take your time… Yes, I agree, the semi and the satin BOTH look very nice.”

“We got it done as fast as we could. Give me a break, I’m down to a skeleton crew.”

The next caption contest will be announced Dec. 12.

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