Caption Contest: What is This Open-Palmed Paul Bunyan Saying?

The cooking range at Paul Bunyan’s mess camp was so large, the legend goes, that the quickest way to grease it was for the cooks to strap hams on their feet and skate up and down the stove top. The stove was so large it melted snow for twenty miles around. And the table for Bunyan and his lumberjacks was ten miles long.

Now, dear readers, it’s time for you to cook up a caption for this legendary figure posing in the picture at right.

Write a funny caption in the comment section below. Make sure to fill out the email address entry blank (it won’t be made public) so we can contact you if you win.

We will put the comments up for a vote Aug. 24. The winner will receive a Hardwood Floors magazine T-shirt and their name will be printed in the October/November issue of the magazine.