Kährs Hunk Photo Contest: And The Winner Is…

After one week of voting, Hardwood Floors is ready to dish out that "fame and notoriety" we promised, and, yes, a coveted Hardwood Floors magazine T-shirt, to the most voted on caption.

While it is true that the Bee Gees don't got nothing on our USDA Prime-grade stamped beefcake, and that quartersawn slivers and sawdust in chest hair are red flags of virility, the winning photo caption, chosen by you, our witty readers, was neither of those suggestions.

The winning caption, which raked in 72 percent of the online vote, came from commenter Leonard Blier, Sales Manager, who wrote:

"So that's what Don Johnson was doing before Miami Vice!"