Caption Contest: What’s This Horse Pulling Heavy Logs Saying?

To paraphrase: A horse caption, a horse caption! Your name in our magazine for a horse caption!

Write a funny caption for the horse in the comments below. Make sure to fill out the email address entry (it won’t be made public) so we can contact you if you win.

In a few weeks, all the comments will be put up for a vote. The winner will receive a Hardwood Floors magazine T-shirt, and the notoriety of his or her name printed in the magazine.