WFB asked followers on Facebook and Instagram to fill in the blank on this Yoda meme. Here’s how they responded:
Troy Stanfield
My wife yesterday when I discovered I’ve accidentally left the client’s keys home and we’ve arrived on site.
Christopher Cook
Monday morning at 6:30: “I’m not going to make it today. Not feeling good been throwing up all night got a stomach bug.”
Bill Powell III
I have to leave at 11:30.
Bill Bagley
I have a hard time making it here by 8. My life schedule is different.
Shane Scheimann
Can I get an advance on my check?
Daryn Stead
I’ve just sanded through the customer's veneered table top that we’re doing as a favor. 🤦🏼♂️
Stephen Si Le
I need a smoke break right in the middle of a 2K stain job. 😎😂🙌😂😎
David Runyon
I didn't even know we had razor knives ... couldn't be me that left it in a window sill somewhere.
Nathan Hourigan
3:30 Friday afternoon and they inform you that they won’t be in Monday and Tuesday, after you have told them you're having a few family days early next week.
Jess Hudgins
I have an appointment at 1 p.m. … today.
Bradley Kidder
What now, boss?
Anthony Dove
I borrowed your knee pads.
Thomas Lane
They forgot to load the edger cord 30 miles away.
Bill Powell III
I have to take off next week, it's my 6-month anniversary with my girlfriend.
Pete Helton Jr
You better come look at this.
Dean LaPointe
Their eighth grandmother this year has died.
Chris Pasquale Frate
Sorry ... my phone died.
Mark Dugdale
I think something is wrong with the edger, it keeps leaving scratches.
Jason Carter
You're not in the field anymore, you don't know how long this takes.
Bill Powell III
I left the job site key at home.
Bill Powell III
You make more money than me.
Bill Powell III
I don't have enough gas to get home.
James Toal
I clogged the toilet.
Brown Oaks Flooring
Well … I thought we had more 80-grit edger paper.
John Booth
We couldn’t get the Hummel to work, so we went home.
Acorn Wood Floors
"That can't be done." Despite me having done it many times for many years.
50 Grit Flooring
Do I get a paid day off on my birthday?
Cotton Wood Finishes
They can't do anything after work because they're too tired and sore.
Fine Craft Hardwood
“I need another cigarette.”🚬 🤦🏻♂️
Leonard Hall
“I was just trying to _______” This is THE phrase I hate to hear out of their mouths because anything said after does not align with the actual activity/action they were doing prior to the question. “WTH are you doing!?”
Perfect Finish
They have COVID-19 again.
Thomas Lane
I suggested to the homeowner.
Joel E. Arias
We forgot the edger cord. 😂
Peninsula Hardwood Floors
I didn't break it... it was already like that.
Jack Leslie
I need Thursday and Friday off.
Artisan Wood Floors
We know you’re back at the office but we just finished sanding and the mini split just sprung a major leak.
Cody Clough
I’m taking a vacation the 1st–10th.
Rob1491
Those swirl marks will disappear with another coat 🧥. But I can still see in the back light 💡 Hahahaha.
Jeremy Lorsung
Do we get the 4th of July off since it’s a federal holiday?
